we should wear snuggies to the strip club
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just want nice things and good sex
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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