Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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