Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
zippers are such a cool invention
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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