Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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