Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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