I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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