Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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