Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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