You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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