Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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