Where did you get a picture of my penis
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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