I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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