Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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