Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Farmville is her only friend.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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