Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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