To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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