We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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