the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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