Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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