Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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