"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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