why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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