We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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