Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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