is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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