S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I enjoy the company of your penis
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
