Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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