his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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