K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Only a mothe r could love this liver
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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