I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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