i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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