So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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