the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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