On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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