sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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