Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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