Pappa wants mamma naked
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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