If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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