she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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