I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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