I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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