"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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