You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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