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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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