I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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