Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I forget how to act sober
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