sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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