I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Enjoy the penises
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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