Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Shame - the story of my life.
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