No more Irish car bombs ever.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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