He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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