why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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